The Curse of the Ee-ah
Ever since my middle child Emily was old enough to walk and talk, she’s been a little firecracker! She’s been full of spunk from the second she was born. In fact, when I gave birth to my little hell...
View ArticleNo More Babies: Bring On the Big Boy Stage!
Next month my youngest partner in crime will be turning three, and it’s suddenly hitting me that I’ll no longer have a “baby” in the house. A teeny, tiny part of me is sad that the phase is coming to a...
View ArticleFive Things that Will Suck for Me When My Kids Figure Them Out
When it comes to truly important issues, such as sex, drugs and the unparalleled usefulness of duct tape, I make it a point to be very honest with my kids, every single time. I want them to be as...
View ArticleMama’s Fierce New Look: Feat. My 3-year-old Makeup Artist
I had an awesome vlog planned for you yesterday, featuring some dance moves that would totally change your life. Unfortunately, I felt like total poo, so shaking my moneymaker wasn’t in the cards. So,...
View ArticleSwiss Army Hair: Practical Style for Everyday Moms
When Amy and I are working on our editorial calendar, we often use Skype to video chat. It’s convenient and way easier to riff on ideas. The best part, however, is working really hard on making each...
View ArticleSimple Tips to Be the Hottest Diva at the Laundromat
When you have a family of five and your dryer takes a dump, chances are you’re going to wind up at the laundromat. If you’re like me, and haven’t been to one in a few years, you might want to know...
View ArticleIt’s time: The Mommy Milestone Merit Sash
I received my first “Your kid just Linda Blaired in the classroom; come get him before he gives everyone the plague” call today. Despite my best efforts, I couldn’t seem to find that entry space in his...
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